Ugh, guess who slid into my DMs again? Bradley fucking Martyn I'm just not into that vibe Same old, same old Gym selfies Abs Oh and a photo of him and his mom For the 3rd time this week And then I see a Mr. Beast video And I'm like Jimmy! He's out there doing challenges Selling chocolate bars Making a difference! And his moustache? Ride Why can't more guys be like that? Honestly, between you and me? I wanna fuck Mr. Beast Honestly, between you and me? I wanna fuck Mr. Beast So, like I had this crazy wild dream last night Picture this Mr. Beast feeding me those Feasibles chocolates While watching his Squid Game video, right? And just when you think it couldn't get any hotter There's Karl Watching from the other side of the room Weird, I know, but Honestly, between you and me? I'm gonna fuck Mr. Beast Honestly, between you and me? I'm gonna fuck Mr. Beast Oh look! It's Bradley fucking Martin again Like fuck off