Picture this The Sun is shining and the birds are singing It's a picture perfect day in may Flowers blooming and church bells ringing That bride's 'bout to change her last name No, it wasn't long ago We were headed down that road I guess God only knows What I'da got myself into It could've been me that put a ring on her finger Could've been me with some crazy in-laws Could've been me getting run through the ringer Trying to chew what I bit off It could've been me dealing with all that I feel bad for that sob Thank God it was him 'Cause it could've been me In my free time, I'll be wetting linеs While he's doing them chorеs at home I'll be chasing tail and raising hell But for him, those days are gone It could've been me that put a ring on her finger Could've been me with some crazy in-laws Could've been me getting run through the ringer Trying to chew what I bit off It could've been me dealing with all that I feel bad for that sob Thank God it was him 'Cause it could've been me Looks like I dodged a bullet Had my finger on the trigger, but I didn't pull it It could've been me that put a ring on her finger Could've been me with some crazy in-laws Could've been me getting run through the ringer Trying to chew what I bit off It could've been me dealing with all that I feel bad for that sob Thank God it was him 'Cause it could've been me Yeah, it could've been me Yeah, it could've been me