A Shandy Too Far

Intro:  C  A#  A  G


                C         A#
Gatesy:         Table for one,
                Am         G
                Preferably out of 
the sun,
                F                  
                Somewhere where 
  C      G
it's quiet.

                C            A#
                And a coffee too,
                Am             G
                Better make it black
 right through,
                F                  
                I'm feeling fairly 
C        G
shite.

                Am                 
                I don't think I 
  G      C
have enough class,
                          E        
                To handle drinking 
       F
from a glass,
                       F#         
                Get me water in a 
G
pla   stic cup.

                  C      A#       
G & S:          I went a shandy 
  C
too far,
                          E
                I woke up in the bed
 of,
                F       F#         
                Someone who I just 
G
never thought I'd do.
                          C      
                I know, I went a 
A#         C
shandy too far,
                         E      
                I wonder where I 
         F
left my car?
                  G          C     G
                A shandy too far.


Yon:            Mmmm... yum, yum, 
yum...

                C           A#
Yon:            Comfortable bed...

G & S:          (Comfortable bed...)
                Am              G
Yon:            Shame about the pain
 in my head.
                F                  
                Where'd I leave my 
C
shoes?
G & S:          (Well, they're just 
G
over there...)
                C                  
Yon:            Well, they're over 
A#
there,
                                Am
G & S:          (Over there...)
Yon:            Underneath my 
G
underwear,
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                    F            
Tripod:         And where'd I get 
      C        G
this bruise?

                Am             G  
Scod:           I can hear her 
           C
come down the hall,
                             E   
                And bang her head 
             F
against the wall,
                             F#
                And wish she didn't 
have...
                      G
Tripod:         ... appalling luck.

                    C      A#     
                She went a shandy 
    C
too far,
                          E
                I woke up in the bed
 of,
                F       F#         
                Someone who I just 
G
never thought I'd do.
                         C     
                I know I went a 
 A#         C
shandy too far,
                         E      
                I wonder where I 
         F
left my car?
                  G          Am
                A shandy too far.

                E       Am        
Scod:           Take my advice, in
   A#
 a crisis,
                        F          
                Catch a taxi, catch
   F#
 a bus.
                               G
                But if there's one 
thing you should never do is trust 
yourself,
                'Cause there's a 
C         A#
caveman inside,
                Am               
                Your brain's just 
        G             F
coming along for the ride,
                      G        
                You'd think I'd 
 C       G
learn.

Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)

                C               A#
Scod:           I don't know it all,
                Am              G
                When it will be safe
 to call.
                   F               
                We used to be quite
 F#
 friendly,
                    G
                But this could be 
the end.

                           C
                Because we went...

Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too
 far.

Scod:           (Shandy, shandy too 
far...)

Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed
 of,
                                    
            Bring back G
Tripod:         Someone who I never 
thought I'd do.
                         C     
                I know I went a 
 A#         C
shandy too far,
                         E      
                I wonder where I 
         F
left my car?
                  G          C     G
                A shandy too far.


                (They all start 
shouting at once)

                C         A#      
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, 
  Am
ooooo-wa, oooh,  Whoaoh
                G         F
                Ooooo-wa, oooh,
                G          C
                Shandy too far.

Scod:           Never happened to me
G
 personally, of course.

                C         A#      
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, 
  Am
ooooo-wa, oooh,

Gatesy:         Is Mum in the 
audience again?!
                G         F
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, oooh,
                G          C    G
                Shandy too far.

                C         A#      
                Ooooo-wa, 
  Am
ooooo-wa, oooh,
                G         F
                Ooooo-wa, oooh,


                G          C      
Yon:            Shandy too far...
      G

Scod:                       Shandy 
too far...
Gatesy:                             
    Shandy too far.

                C         A#      
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, 
  Am
ooooo-wa, oooh,

Gatesy:         How much money?
                G         F
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, oooh,
                G
Yon:            Shandy too...
Scod:                     Shandy 
too...
Gatesy:                             
Shandy too...
                    C              C
Tripod:         ... far_ooooooooh