G
I don't want a date for Christmas
G/B
I don't need a mouth to feed
C Cm
I don't want to buy you dinner, or to take you home with me
G B7
I just want them on my phone
Em Cm
Take some pics, when you're alone
G E7
Send some video too
Am7 D7
All I want for Christmas is
G Em C D
Nudes
[Verse 2]
G G/B
I don't want a lot for Christmas, just a couple shots I need
C Cm
I don't want them dark or blurry, take it on your iphone 3
G
You don't need to know my number, send it to my burner phone
C Cm
You can even send on grindr, just as long as you stay home
[Chorus]
G B7
I don't want you here tonight
Em Cm
Keep your distance I'm alright
G E7
Send me one or two
Am7 D7 G Em C D
All I want for Christmas is Nudes
[Verse 3]
G G/B
I won't ask for drugs this Christmas, I won't even ask for blow
C Cm
I just want an unlocked album, wrap it in a big red bow
G
Send me what I want for Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa too
C Cm
Gonna get me naughty listed with a holy pic from you
[Chorus]
G B7
Sexy selfies in ring light
Em Cm
Cropped and filtered, that's alright
G E7
Maybe some facetune
Am7 D7 G
All I want for Christmas is Nudes
[Bridge]
B7 Em
Oh, I know you are only a uber ride away
B7 Em
Although you could come over but I wish you would stay
Cm
Oh, the snow is blowing
G E7
It's too cold for mistle - hoe - in'
Am7 C
Baby don't regift, take a jpeg or a tiffet and if not you can sashay away
[Verse 4]
G G/B
I don't need you up my chimney, you can stay in Bethlehem
C Cm
I just wanna hear your slay bells, sliding into my dms
[Chorus]
G B7
Maybe with enough eggnog
Em Cm
After New Years we can talk
G E7
But until we do
Am7 D7 G Em C D
All I want for Christmas is Nudes
