I guess they all stare me 'Cause I dress so differently I think a mask and snorkel Goes with every suit So unimpressed (go) About the way I dress Feelin' rather stylish Tad pretentious I confess (uh-huh) Just swimmin' around In this world that I have found And to me you're just a fish And I wear my scuba mask So it will help me see Yeah, fish And my snorkel is necessity For me to breathe And now you're actin' Like I'm out of place Because you can't tell What's on my mind Livin' from year to year I got my scuba gear Even though people laugh at me And my mask gets foggy People I often meet Ask me how do I eat And have I lost my Sense of smell My lovin' wife is now my ex I wore my gear during sex I thought my snorkel would do more To turn her on Stupid at best, oh About the way I dress Kids call me the frogman Wish they'd just give it a rest Just swimmin' around In this world that I have found And I may have just, fish And I wear my scuba mask cause it will help me see Yeah, fish And my snorkel is a substitute for me to breathe And now you're actin' Like I'm out of place Because you can't tell What's on my mind Livin' from year to year I got my scuba gear Even though people laugh at me And my mask, it's foggy People I often meet Ask me how do I eat And have I lost my Sense of smell I scare the girls I try to kiss It's hard to take because of this At least my mask protects In case I get slapped Seems no one respects my choice But hardly do my eyes get moist Cause when this is the fashion I'll know where it's at Stupid at best, oh About the way I dress Kids call me the frogman Wish they'd just give it a rest Just swimmin' around In this world that I have found And I may have just...fish! And I wear my scuba mask cause it will help me see Yeah, fish! And my snorkel is a substitute for me to breathe You're my little fish And I know there comes a day When I will beat this thing Yes, my little fish And the result of my decision It will make me king