Meet mr. media man He's got the money, he's got a plan Come on and get a crash course We'll tell you everything we know Come on and get a crash course Go where you wanna go Go to hollywood, meet the stars No gasoline in their cars Come on and get a crash course See your picture in a magazine Come on and get a crash course See your face on the tv screen National network, world service World domination 'cos you deserve it Come on and get a crash course [repeat till end]