Big pain burnin' now Givin' me a cow What you seem to be saying Is you're patiently waiting Like an ashtray for the butt Well I'm puttin' it down When you're not picking it up When I'm puttin' it down But you treat me like a clown And I don't want to be funny Fat chance glued to the wall Like a centerfold Of an old cannonball Will you put me inside Your TV tonight Cos you're treatin' me like a rerun Well I'm puttin' it down But you're not pickin' it up Well I'm puttin' it down But you treat me like a clown And I don't want to be funny No no no no no So what I lost my job at the hut My ass got cut But I'll be better at kissin' When my teeth are all missin' And the silverware's burnt And I'm eatin' with my fingers And I'm puttin' it down And you're not pickin' it up Well I'm puttin it down But you treat me like a clown And I don't want to be funny