Oh mama, I found him The clouds have rolled away He stole an apple from the tree He stole my heart today Ven a ganef kusht, darf men zikh di tseyn ibertseyln If you kiss a thief, count your teeth His wit he took from Wilde His looks from Dorian Gray His suit isn't Brooks Brothers, but it was just yesterday Ven a ganef kusht, darf men zikh di tseyn ibertseyln If you kiss a thief, count your teeth But momma, you don't understand What I want is a ganef man He gets me jewels from Christie's, he slips them in a bag And the bag he took from Prada, though he doesn't like to brag He'll steal the streets of Paris, he'll steal old lady's rocks He'll steal the Moon, and melt it down, and put it in a box Ven a ganef kusht, darf men zikh di tseyn ibertseyln If you kiss a thief, count your teeth But momma, momma Who commits the crime? 'Cause I've always been a ganef too, and now you know it's time Your little girl will steal the world And if he ever tries to take from me, I'll steal his teeth, his lips, his heart, his eyes But momma, you don't understand What I want is a ganef man He'll steal the streets of Paris, he'll steal old lady's rocks We'll steal the Moon, and melt it down, and put it in a box Your little girl will steal the world And if he ever tries to take from me, I'll steal his teeth, his lips, his heart, his eyes Ven a ganef kusht, darf men zikh di tseyn ibertseyln If you kiss a thief (You-ou-ou) You better count your teeth