Seven hits of L and nobody could tell So I spent every dime just to get to Aniehem I was in the Magic Kingdom Now I'm in the Carribean You get something really wicked when you spend an E-ticket High adventure on the sea, but it's not the life for me Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 Where can I hide? I don't want to buy a bride I'm alone as I float Hey, there were others in my boat Up ahead, one of the men he said he would be my friend He'd guide me to the hole If I deeded him my soul To the hole I didn't make it That doesn't mean he didn't take it He laughed at my plight He said you'll be one of us tonight High adventure on the sea, but it's not the life for me Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 He was right, I'm still here as I have been, for over a year With my last bit of hope, a tin can and rope I just want to break free But I can't get away No I can't get away cause that damn dog's got the key No one listens as I tell of my ordeal in this cell They stand right by but they don't fell Is this for real? Is this for real!