D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
A
Thanks for nothing
[Verse 1]
D C F C
You shouldn't have
D C F
Oh you didn't
C D C F
You're so generous
C D C F C
Thanks for nothing
E G G F#
Never mind all the stuff that I bought for you
F E D C F
It was my pleasure
C D C F
Getting nothing back
C D C F
Come next year
C D C F C
I'm getting you
E G
Exactly what
G F#
You got me
F E D C F
Fucking nothing
C D C F C
See how you like it
[Pre-Chorus]
A
I don't have much money but I got you something nice
G
I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price
A Bb B E
To show I care this time of year
[Chorus]
D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
A D C F
Thanks for nothing
[Verse 2]
C D C F
So I'm a sap
C D C F C
Under the Christmas tree
D C F C D C F
Trying to find the gifts that I thought you got for me
C E G
But there was nothing there
G F# F
What a shock
D C F C
Just torn up wrappings
D C F C
From all the gifts I bought
[Pre-Chorus]
A
Thanks for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas
G
Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with
A Bb
What a blessing
B E
You're really something
[Chorus]
D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
A D C F
Thanks for nothing
[Verse 3]
D C F
I've been so selfless
C D C F C
Choosing gifts so thoughtfully
D C F C D C F
Sweated in a crowded mall and you didn't get shit for me
C E G
You selfish asshole
G F#
I hope you die
D C F C D C F C
Choking on your putrid pile of presents six feet high
[Pre-Chorus]
A
Thanks for making Christmas such a disappointment
G
Thanks for making sharing seem so fucking pointless
A Bb
What a pal
B E
I'll tell you one thing
[Chorus]
D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
A
Thanks for nothing
D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
A
Thanks for nothing
D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
A
La
D
Fuck you
