Hey, over there In the bushes In the bright yellow man thong Got to stare All that hair He's a humanoid king kong And those feet Stomp the beat They don't call 'em bigfoot for nothing He's never heard of shampoo Ew i stepped in his poo poo I still pretend someday i'll be his bride Even though he smells like something died I kinda like the musky natural kind I gotta crush on a yeti And he feels like mossy grime Was swimming in the swamp last night So would you even call it a crime I gotta crush on a yeti He puts chewbacca to shame... shame Can't get him out of my brain... brain Bridge: Give me something new I'm sick of chasing him around I know what i must do Still refuse to poo on the ground Repeat chorus 1x