Bounce house on the beasts beneath my bed The doctor said No more monkeys jumping in my head These monsters in my closet are all skeletons I’ve left behind Collected by my own crimes Not a ghost who haunts my window tonight Is so willing to kiss bygones goodbye As I Break dance Take the creaky floorboards stage Pas de bourrée towards creepy footsteps Chassé chase away A woohoo! Overpowers boo! The witch cackles Alas, I laugh louder It’s a rap battle Shush the whispers in the room Sing in tune, we are wolves howling at the Moon Ahwoo! Not a bark across the darkness can fight With as sharp of a bite as my bright smile This disco ball shines the shadows off my walls Pillow fights show those figments down the hall dissolve Pitch black and white Strobe lights eclipse the apparitions Outside the shade of gray, they will die Out of sight, out of mind No appearance in the mirror is quite As frightening as this fearless spirit of mine Or these cheery, eerie eyes Nightmares scare the wild into my dreams Life is a scream Lucid as it seems