S'il vous plait? What’d you think of me? Would the Paperhouse let you Play your songs there about me? Or should I smile more? Would they hire me? Or would they just want me To be their secretary? I'll get a tattoo on my arm So that you'll think I'm punk enough Or am I not punk enough for you? You are so DIY-or-die Trying to sell your shitty fucking merch online Heard enough of you cry and whine I'm too nice You're too white I'm too nice You're no fun I'd like to try and see you pay Your way out of every mess you make Your trust fund can't buy you talent Gate keep until it makes you bored Talking shit; who the fuck knows what for? Pay to play until you're poor I'm too nice You’re too white I'm too nice You’re no fun I'll get a tattoo on my arm (I'm too nice) So that you'll think I'm punk enough (You're too white) Or am I not punk enough for you? (I'm too nice) (You're no fun) You are so DIY-or-die (I'm too nice) Trying to sell your shitty fucking merch online (You're too white) Heard enough of you cry and whine (I'm too nice) You're no fun!