The first time I met ya was in eighth grade When you decided to sit next to me On the bus ride for a field trip to D.C. But now you’re all the way on the other side Of the lunch table, you can’t even say hi Thought you were a true friend, no ‘twas your disguise I still remember all the times we’d joke around ‘Bout our crushes and secret confessions We both laughed our lungs out, oh So, how’s it like bein’ the life of the party? You act like the frontman of every single thing But you can’t even support me in my own dreams So you see, I don’t understand Why the hell you are so greedy The end of July comes, well, you’re the same age ‘Cause you never grow up, oh, what a disgrace No point in you celebrating your birthday If you never learn anything precociously He ain’t ever gonna make it big in life Why’d you say that ‘bout me when All you’ll ever be is the bad guy? Yeah So, how’s it like bein’ the life of the party? You act like the frontman of every single thing But you can’t even support me in my own dreams So you see, I don’t understand Why the hell you are so greedy (Woah-oh-woah-oh) It’s like cobwebs that form in the attic You left me in the corner abandoned Who else knows about your shameless tactics? You knew this is how our friendship would be headin’ I know you never liked bein’ friends with me ‘Cause you were threatened by me following my dreams And you hid me ‘cause you found me embarrassing ‘Cause people saw me as unordinary Well I know about all your selfish goals You act like I’m not a person you know in public ‘Cause it will make you look bad To all your other diabolic friends Now I realize I don’t need your support As confirmation that in life I’ll soar Can’t deal with you as a toxic frontman ‘Cause of what you did, look, now we’re not friends How’s it like bein’ the life of the party? Oh-oh-oh