My oh my, here she comes in a pretty dress That probably should be a straitjacket I know I should be running, but I confess I kinda miss being drawn to it It's been so long It's been so long that Stacy's now a mom But yet she still has got it going on Yeah, even though she's every kind of wrong, uh She said: What is your problem? Girl, let's go get you a mirror Caution, the object's crazier than she appears I got a problem She looks like a centerfold 'Cause she got more issues than Vogue I should probably check if under her clothes They finally put a warning label What a hot little mess when she strikes a pose She's so reliably so unstable It's been so long It's been so long that Stacy's now a mom But yet she still has got it going on Yeah, even though she's every kind of wrong She said: What is your problem? Girl, let's go get you a mirror Caution, the object's crazier than she appears I got a problem She looks like a centerfold 'Cause she got more issues than Vogue Fendi and Prada need to make a bigger purse 'Cause she got a lotta baggage comin' 'long with her I got a problem She looks like a centerfold 'Cause she got more issues than Vogue We're chemical But like a Diet Coke and Mentos, ah-ah We're chemical But like the kind that's gonna explode She said: What is your problem? Girl, let's go get you a mirror Caution, the object's crazier than she appears I got a problem She looks like a centerfold 'Cause she got more issues than Vogue She said: What is your problem? Girl, let's go get you a mirror Caution, the object's crazier than she appears I got a problem She looks like a centerfold 'Cause she got more issues than Vogue Fendi and Prada need to make a bigger purse 'Cause she got a lotta baggage comin' 'long with her I got a problem She looks like a centerfold 'Cause she got more issues than Vogue