I've come to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker He pissed on my fucking wife That's right He took his Hedgehog fuckin' Quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife And he said his dick was this big And I said: That's disgusting! So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick It's the size of this walnut, except way smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows Look at that, it looks like two balls and a Bong! (Bong, bong, bong!) He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get My super laser piss! (Piss, piss, piss!) Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth I'm gonna go higher I'm pissing on The Moon! (Moon, Moon, Moon!) How do you liked that, Obama?! I pissed on the Moon, you idiot! (Idiot, idiot, idiot!) Obama is a strong figure to the America I would never say such a thing! No way! I'm gonna log on to my Twitter I'm gonna drop my newest album Crackin' eggs! (Crackin' eggs?!) I'm taking over the universe I'm taking over your worlds! I'm taking everything from you Give me you phone! I'm taking over Victoria's Secret I'm taking over Best Buy The news is mine And everyone else can leave! You see that planet?! I'm takin' it, too! All points, no quills, no pillows Look at that, it looks like a fucking walnut And it busted a nut Then and there! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm taking the world by storm! That's right, I'm gonna drop my album Super crakin' piss! (Piss, piss, piss!) Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth I'm gonna go higher I'm pissing on The Moon! (Moon, Moon, Moon!) How do you like that, you piss baby?! I pissed on the Moon, you idiot! (Idiot, idiot, idiot!) I'm taking over the universe I'm taking over your worlds! (Crackin' eggs?!) Wha', shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up! Everybody's fucked my wife! I'm throwin' yo' asses in the garbage! Why is the camera zooming in?! I'm throwin' all of y'all asses in the garbage I'm taking your CDs and weed! My super lase Aaaaergh That's it! I'm calling the police! 9-1-1 You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth Now get out of my fucking sight Before I piss on you too!