[Becky] Jenna, time to pee on a stick! [Jenna] Wh-? I don't wanna know! [Becky] Come on, honey, you've waited long enough! [Becky and Dawn] Get to it and do it! [Jenna] Okay girls, enough! [Becky and Dawn] You know what we mean [Dawn] I hope you drank enough this morning [Becky] Come on, sweetie, it's better to know We'll be right here with you, so [Dawn] It's no or it's yes But either way you gotta take the test [Becky] A squat and a squeeze A prayer and a please It's nothing [Dawn] A stick and a line [Jenna] Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky [Becky and Dawn] A pot and a piss Here we go, sis And we'll keep our focus on [All] The negative! [Becky] Read the instructions [Dawn] Se puede saber la duración [Becky] English! [Dawn] Do not insert the test stick into your vagina [Becky] Wow. Thank you, Dawn [Jenna] How'd I ever get myself in this mess? One drunk night in that stupid red dress [Dawn] Aww, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit [Becky] Stay with us, Dawn! [Dawn] Maybe his machinery is broken somehow? What if his boys don't swim? I mean, wow! Miraculous luck! [Becky] Yeah, miraculous! To get away with an unprotected fu- [Jenna] Funny how one night can ruin your whole life [Becky and Dawn] Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says [Jenna] I'm already panicked [Becky] Just calm down, goddamnit! [Dawn] Maybe it'll all be fine [Becky and Dawn] Maybe there'll be just one line [All] Come on, negative! [Dawn] I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore? [Jenna] Well, he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband [Becky] Honey, we've all made that mistake [All] Focus on the negative! [Becky] This will all be alright [Dawn] It was only one night [Jenna] Someone, send me a sign [Becky and Dawn] One line, one line! That means the test is ready, this is it [Jenna] Shit