Out in the middle of nowhere Gathered around in the barn Animals all in agreement, they was down on the farm There was talk of all the boring hours Standin' around with nothin' to do It was just another boring evening With a pail of boring things to chew There was cows and horses and sheeps and pigs They was tired of the daily routine They was plannin' on havin' themselves a bash Gonna throw a great big wing-ding So they said 'let's do it, play some rock and roll' And they got all loose and had a few And before they knew it, they was out of control Turned into a regular zoo... They was tired of the daily routine Havin' themselves a great big bash And they was gathering steam And the pig grabbed a chicken, said Come on over, let's do-si-do a few And the chick said 'no, you're covered with mud' Called him a pig and it was true And every gol' dang one o'their tails was a waggin' Under the old horse-shoe That night the animals fell off the wagon And a tractor or two Well they was out in the middle of nowhere They was rockin' out in the barn They was tearin' it up in the hayloft Gettin' down on the farm