Birthday cake and Hendrick’s gin Feels like I got here a whole lot quicker Than I thought I would when I was a kid Thought I’d feel older, thought I’d be rich But it’s take-out pizza and boxed red wine Two digits in the bank any given time Paying taxes sure is a bitch Thought I'd be married, thought I'd have kids Ooh, ooh, I thought at 24 I’d have my shit together more This is my quarter-life crisis Yeah, I'm a mess, but I'm still smiling Trying to grab the bull by the horns and ride it in Nothing makes sense, but I think I like it This is my quarter-life crisis It's seven roommates in a four-bedroom My friends got jobs straight out of school I'm spending more than my minimum wage Waking up early, staying out late Ooh, ooh, maybe by 28 I'll feel like I've found my place This is my quarter-life crisis Yeah, I'm a mess, but I'm still smiling Trying to grab the bull by the horns and ride it in Nothing makes sense, but I think I like it This is my quarter-life crisis Ooh, ooh, I thought at 24 I’d have my shit together more But I'm eating leftovers on my living room floor This is my quarter-life crisis Yeah, I'm a mess, but I'm still smiling Trying to grab the bull by the horns and ride it in Nothing makes sense, but I think I like it This is my quarter-life crisis