I'm like Odo - I'm jelly I can say, "He's dead, Jim," just like Deforest Kelly I'm like Scotty when I party, 'cause I need more time To get with all of the honeys - at least seven of nine Yeah brother Feel my tachyon I'm on your a** like a pissed off Klingon Warp core overload Prime directive gonna make my d*** explode I'm like Kirk I flirt with alien bitches not of this f****** earth I gotta cock named Spock My emotions in a jar I go psycho every seven years if I don't get to Pon Farr Brother Yeah brother The Borg Queen (Yeah brother) And two of three (Yeah brother) Are swarming through the galaxy infesting me Salt sucking fiend (Yeah brother) From M-113 (Yeah brother) Just sucked every ounce of life right out of me Yeah I'll ignite (Yeah brother) My Corbomite (Yeah brother) And kill you 'cause the left half of your face is white I got a tractor beam (Yeah brother) Doomsday machine (Yeah brother) The world's gonna end if we don't hear a whale scream I'm like a Klingon with a h*** on Captain never let me get my mother f****** thing on So give me Tranya, I'm on ya And I'm gonna wrath of Kahn ya You'll head now to Eden when I put my boot on ya Brother Yeah brother