"This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buyingthis. This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugsand alcohol" My mother was a douche bag My sister was a douche bag I guess that makes me one too I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Lord I just don't know what to do I sold dynamite to the Arabs Bullets to the Jews Whiskey to the Indians And I'll get you too I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Lord I just don't know what to do Vinegar and water The drink that I choose I gotta tell ya brother Tastes like pussy juice Time flies when you're in a coma...