Oh father, what happened to you Did you have more urgent affairs to attend to? Did business press, or did you just get bored Thrown half your life through a one way door? Sometimes it scares me, look in the mirror And see myself growing up looking like you No I don't have much time to waste getting worried I've got more urgent affairs of my own to attend to Father, what happened to you Haven't seen you in a whole decade Did you ever learn, did you ever grow up Are you still as weak, do I make you feel afraid? Do you tell your friends there's a son somewhere? Did you ever wonder how he looks? Did anyone ever give you my number? Say here's two pence 'cos my phone's off the hook