Saw you on the slab Late saturday night Took one look at you Couldn't believe my eyes There ain't no doubt about it I'm crazy about you Long black hair And pale white skin Even though you're D.O.A You're a perfect 10 There ain't no doubt about it I'm crazy about you Cold and blue I'll rot with you Miss morgue I adore you Ohh miss morgue You don't have really much to say As a matter of fact you don't say a thing There ain't no doubt about it I'm crazy about you It's not so bad once you get past the smell But i've never been one to kiss and tell There ain't no doubt about it I'm crazy about you Cold and blue I'll rot with you Miss morgue I adore you Ohh miss morgue