Kirk: I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise. Spock: Captain Kirk: This is Spock. Please step on the transporter. Scotty: Dilithium crystals! Hit by Klingon missiles! No! McCoy: I'm a doctor! Kirk: Not an actor! McCoy: Not a milkman! Kirk: What does that mean? McCoy: And I'm sorry -- He's dead, Jim. Chekov: Photon torpedo . . . ! Kirk: Lieutenant Uhura, Open hailing frequencies Uhura: Yes, Captain Kirk, Opening hailing frequencies, sir Kirk: Let's boldly go where no one's gone before! Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . Beam me up, Mr. Scott; Sulu, go to warp! Sulu: Warp three, sir. Kirk: No! That will be way too slow! Sulu: Warp four, sir? Kirk: That still is way too slow! Sulu: Warp five, sir. Kirk: It still is too damn slow! Sulu: Warp six. Kirk: It's too damn slow! Sulu: Warp seven? Kirk: It's still damn slow! Chorus: It's too damn slow . . . ! Kirk: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Mr. Chekov, Mr. Chekov -- Chekov: I am firing torpedo! Spock: That will not work and would be illogical To me, to me, to me . . . !