Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space...ha! And I got a coffe mug with my name right on it In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine Don't even touch it, 'cause it doesn't belong to you I'm watching you, so don't get funny I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder Watch out...It's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog Here we go I love to watch my boss get angry So I can count the veins on his neck...ha! Every day is like a picnic Every Friday, get a check Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day! I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut They'll never miss it...No, they'll never miss it! I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right Watch out...Hey! Well, it's dog eat dog Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler!" Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair!" Nobody's sure what I do here And that's just fine with me Five o'clock is here much too soon now 'Cause I just never wanna leave I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals Maybe I could get on David Letterman I think I made a big mistake Where's my liquid paper? Where's my liquid paper? I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog Watch me work...Hey! Hey! Stand back now! Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good Hey! Dog eat dog