Here's Johnny

There he goes, he drives me crazy 
When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) 
That's his job, it's so amazing 
All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) 
I never miss a moment when he's on the tube 
His being there has made my life worth living 
The chills run down my spine 
Each time he says that line 

"Here's Johnny!" He says, and laughs in his special way 
"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him 
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game 
Ed McMahon's his name...all right 

Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude 
Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) 
Watch him selling beer and dog food 
Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) 
I got a letter from him just the other day 
He said, "You may already be a winner!" 
A trooper to the end 
A Clydesdale's best friend 

"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way 
"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him 
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his pay 
What a living 

Oh...(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no 
(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don't believe it 
(Here's Johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same 
Ed McMahon's his name 

A very special guy...all right 
He's on every night 
Can't change the channel 
When he's sitting on the panel 
(Hee-eere's Johnny!) 
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps 
When he says...(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!) 

"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way 
"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him 
"Here's Johnny!" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame 
Ed McMahon's his name