Last night I was surfing on the internet Speeding through cyber space (you've got mail) I was in a chatroom, wound up in an adult site Oh my god I recognize that face Grandpa he's a pornstar He's an internet cyber stud Grandpa he's a pornstar Check out his little butt He's on Geritol He's shooting blanks, 88 years old (oh) Look he's fallen and he can't get up Can't get it up, get down With your bad self Find a trapeez, no BVDs Crack that whip Don't break a hip Check out his funky hip gyration He must be taking his medication Grandpa's so hot he smokes If he keeps it up he'll have a stroke Grandpa he's a pornstar He's an internet cyber stud Grandpa he's a pornstar Check out his little butt He's on Geritol Laced with viagra, he's 80 years old (oh)