Once in a while Maybe you will feel the urge. To break into national copyright law By downloading mp3s From file sharing sites Like morphous or grogster or limewire or kazza. But deep in your Heart. You know the guilt would drive you mad And the shame would leave a permanent scar Cause you start out stealing songs Then you're robbing liquor stores And selling Crack And running over school kids with your car [Chorus] So Don't Download This Song The record store is where you belong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh Don't Download This Song Oh you don't want to mess With the R I Double A They'll sue you if you burn that Cdr. It doesn't matter if you're a grandma Or a seven year old girl They'll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are [Chorus] So Don't Download This Song (don't go) Pirating music all day long Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh Don't Download This Song Don't take away money From artists just like me How else can I afford another solid gold Hum V And diamond studded swimming pools These things don't grow on trees So all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee [Chorus] Don't Download This Song (Don't do it No No) Even Lars Urlich Know it's wrong (You could just ask him) Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You Really Should) Oh Don't Download This Song Don't Download This Song (Oh please don't you do it or you) Might Wind up in Jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy) Go and buy the CD (Right Now) like you know that you should (Go out and Buy it) Oh Don't Download This Song. Don't Download This Song (No no no no no no) Or you'll burn in hell before to long (And you deserve it) Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You should get it)