Old uncle Les was a cunt Such a cruel, violent man Tommy was left in his care with the death of his mother 12 years had passed, Les was very weak and diseased He was dying Tommy now was his carer A full-time job He'd bathe his uncle and would cook his meals He adds human faeces to all the recipes that he prepares He just loves to see his uncle slowly poisoned every day His gourmet meals containing loads of E. Coli He would carefully Bamix the shit into his food The horrible, old cunt is slowly spoon-fed death Les was always vomiting and suffering from chronic diarrhea But somehow always clung to life He's so stubborn Tommy couldn't take any more Your life is ending today You are such a fucking arsehole He peels off his boxer briefs You touched me! Now fucking eat this! One last time, his ball bag drags over his uncle's chin He poos directly into his mouth Uncle Les chokes to death