[Wizard] Take it from a wise old carny Once folks buy into your blarney It becomes the thing they'll most hold onto Once they've swallowed sham and hokum Facts and logic won't unchoke 'em They'll go on believing what they want to Show them exactly what's the score They'll just believe it even more Wonderful They called me Wonderful So I said, Wonderful, if you insist Wonderful I will be wonderful [Glinda and Wizard] Believe me, it's hard to resist 'Cause it feels wonderful [Glinda] They think he's wonderful [Wizard] Hey, look who's wonderful, this corn-fed hick Who said, It might be keen To build a town of green And a wonderful road of yellow brick [Wizard] You know, we could be like a family You know, I never really had a family [Elphaba] Lucky you [Wizard] That's why I've wanted to give the citizens of Oz everything [Elphaba] So you lied to them? [Wizard] The truth is not a fact or reason The truth is just what everyone agrees on [Wizard] You see, back where I come from, we got a whole lot of people who believe all sorts of things that aren't true You know what we call it? History [Wizard] A man's called a traitor or liberator A rich man's a thief or philanthropist Is one a crusader or ruthless invader? It's all in which label is able to persist There are precious few at ease with moral ambiguities So we act as though they don't exist [Glinda] They call him wonderful [Wizard] So I am wonderful [Glinda] He is so wonderful It's part of his name [Glinda and Wizard] And with our help, you can be the same [Glinda] Elphie, think of what we could do Together [Glinda] Unlimited Together, we're unlimited Together, we'll be the greatest team there's ever been, Elphie [Elphaba] Dreams the way we planned 'em [Glinda] If we work in tandem [Glinda and Elphaba] There's no fight we cannot win [Wizard] At long, long last, recieve your due [Glinda] Long overdue [Wizard] Elphaba A celebration throughout Oz that's all to do With you [Glinda and Wizard] Wonderful They'll call you wonderful [Glinda] Come and be wonderful [Wizard] Trust me, it's fun [Glinda] We will be wonderful [Wizard] You'll make me wonderful [Glinda and Wizard] Wonderful, wonderful