Sneak home in the morning like a thief in the night So your volvo was stolen and no cabs were in sight Had to walk from the city soaking wet from the rain Fell and ripped up your panties in a pile of cocaine Oh, you must think I'm a fool, baby But I gotta give it to you Ah, quite a story I'm so impressed About the lies you choose Ah, don't be sorry You passed the test I'm ghosting you I had a friend in the navy, we used to hang out all the time He was always short on money so I helped him to get by One day I paid him a visit and to my big surprise He lived in this mansion under the name of vanilla ice You used me just like a fool, buddy You spoiled rich buffoon Ah, quite a story I'm so impressed About the lies you choose Ah, don't be sorry You passed the test Now I'm ghosting you I'm ghosting you and you and you And sister, you too Life is good Till you run out Ah, quite a story I'm so impressed About the lies you choose Ah, don't be sorry You passed the test Now I'm ghosting you, yeah And you too, and you too