Romance Is Boring

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[Verse 1]
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Darling, I'm with St. Bernards
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And we are scouring the Alps and the Andes
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And if they die it is on my head
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They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne, to my bed


[Chorus]
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You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking, yawning
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We're proving to each other that romance is boring
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Sure, there are things I could do if I was half-prepared to
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Prove to each other that romance is boring

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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Start as I mean to continue
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Complacent and self-involved
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You're trying not to be nervous
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Wish you were trying at all


[Pre-Chorus]
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I will wake, I will bake, I Will bake phallic cake
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Take your diffidence, make it my clubhouse
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But my strength's within lies, ventricle cauterised
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It's the way of living that I espouse


[Chorus]
       A               Bm           D        F#m*
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking, yawning
       A*              Bm*       D*
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
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Sure, there are things I could do if I was half-prepared to
A              Bm          D         F#m
Prove to each other that romance is boring

[Instrumental]
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[Bridge]
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 We are two ships that pass in the night
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You and I, we are nothing alike
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I am a pleasure cruise, you are gone out to trawl
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Return nets empty, nothing and oh


[Chorus]
       A               Bm           D        F#m
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking, yawning
       A               Bm         F#m        D*
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
A                 Bm           D           F#m
Sure, there are things I could do if I was half-prepared to
A              Bm          D         F#m
Prove to each other that romance is boring

[Instrumental]
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[Outro]
       A               Bm           D        F#m
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking, yawning
       A               Bm         F#m        D*
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
A                 Bm           D           F#m*
Sure, there are things I could do if I was half-prepared to
A              Bm          D         F#m*     A*
Prove to each other that romance is boring