When life is rough, sometimes all you need’s a helping hand From a giant company that can change the weather and move land I’ll rescue worlds like the IPC just rescued mine It’s time to prove myself, now is my moment to shine The bosses say this planet’s in some trouble An asteroid nearby has gone astray Well then, it’s time for us to get there on the double So we can do what we do best, snatch the danger away! Let’s make the world a better place I’ll be the one to save them all, flying through space Bringing peace from far away It’s just like the bosses always say We’re gonna build better tomorrows today! I'm moving up And our stocks do well when I do good Some people don’t want our help But clearly we’re misunderstood And now the bosses say this planet’s Sun has faded They also say it’s rich in gasoline Well, to be honest, I don’t see how that’s related But I won’t let these people freeze while I'm on the scene! Let’s make the world a better place I’ll be the one to save them all, flying through space Bringing peace from far away It’s just like the bosses always say We’re gonna build better tomorrows today! Our shareholder value’s getting higher So what’s this sinking feeling in my chest? We even took all of another planet’s tires? I wonder what it’s for Hey, why’s it so dark? Was this the point of all our expeditions? A giant drill that’s aimed right at the Sun? I guess the IPC thinks that I'm a moron I’d better move before it kills everyone! Let’s make the world a better place Not shoot a drill straight through the Sun and into their face We bring peace from far away! Not just make the average people pay Also why’s it so big? Who cares if they have debt That mining the iron from a star will somehow collect? This is clearly not okay It’s not what we mean when we say We’re gonna build better tomorrows today!