C G C G
I can't hold my liquor, would you mind if I held yours?
C G C D
When too much is not enough, that's how I know I need more
C G C G
It's just the booze talking, and it's speaking Japanese
C G C D
I'm sure you heard me slur my words, could someone come and translate me?
E C E C
Before I got into it, they called it some-cohol
G D
I'm sure that I will rue it, but I'll still ruin it all
C G C G
When I'm a solid six drinks in, you'll be a solid ten
C G G D
These beer goggles are prescription, 20/20 double-vision
C G C G
It's a brain cell genocide, get me a Hitler on the rocks
C G D
Wake up on a strangers floor, facе covered in sharpie cocks
N.C.
*cheek slap solo*
[Pre-Chorus]
C G C G
I'm not surе why they call it a liver, because I'm pretty sure mines dead
G D N.C.
Pick up chicks, get whiskey dick, and say "Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
[Chorus]
C G C G
I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk
C G
I always forget why I regret it
D C
Man, I love being drunk
N.C.
(Breathalize me, Captain!)
[Verse 2]
C G C G
I'm pretty sure my BAC's higher than my debit balance
C G D N.C.
I can't afford this anymore, I'm still on my parents allowance
C G C G
And even hurricane sandy never saw blackouts like mine
C G D N.C.
Officer, I'm good to drive but I can't walk two straight lines
[Pre-Chorus]
E G E G
I propose a toast, I propose a toast
D G D
To my sorry, sorry ass, a thousand cheers roll down my throat
N.C.
*burp*
[Chorus]
C G C G
I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk
C G
I always forget why I regret it
D C
Man, I love being drunk
C G C G
C G D C
C G C G
C G D C
C7
(fuck)
C7
(shit)
[Pre-Chorus]
E C E C
God, grant me serenity and the courage to chase it down
G D
Cause I heard my higher powers gonna buy us the next round
[Chorus]
C G C G
I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk
C G
I always forget why I regret it
D C
Man, I love being drunk
D C
Oh lord i said man, I love being drunk
D C
Oh my god, man, I love being drunk!
