D Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear G D Bitin' on a bullet and pullin' out all of his hair A D Shotgun Willie's got all his family there [Verse 1] D Well you can't make a record if you ain't got nothing to say G D You can't make a record if you ain't got nothing to say A D You can't play music if you don't know nothing to play [Chorus] D Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear G D Bitin' on a bullet and pullin' out all of his hair A D Shotgun Willie's got all his family there [Verse 2] D Now John T. Floores was working for the Ku Klux Klan G D The six foot five John T. was a hell of a man A D Made a lotta money selling sheets on the family plan [Chorus] D Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear G D Bitin' on a bullet and pullin' out all of his hair A D Shotgun Willie's got all his family there