Pierce! He's so fierce! If you pee in the pool He will take you to school 'Cause he's pierce! He's so fierce Got his shades on at night 'Cause his badge shines so bright Always ready to fight Keeping justice watertight That's right He's the purple death The chlorine knight With floaties of justice Ready to fight People call him the purple ranger Always ready to dive in when there's danger! Crime doesn't swim It get sucked by the rules Every perp going down On a ship of fools From the shadow end To the deep unknow He's the hero we need King of the splash zone Pierce! He's so fierce! (So fierce) If you pee in the pool He will take you to school 'Cause he's pierce No tears! (No tears) Got his shades on at night 'Cause his badge shines so bright Always ready to fight Keeping justice watertight In a world where renegade punks pee in the pool One dude in a dino suit will be played like a fool He's velocirapids lone ranger Serving poolside justice while laughing at danger His badge shines brighter than the summer Sun His flip-flops echo loudly like a warning drop No cannonball too small, no punk too mean Meet purple death Ultimate aquatic law machine!