Yeh, it's sad, believe me, missy When you're born to be a sissy Without the vim and nerve But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess If I only had the nerve I'm afraid there's no denying I'm just a dandelion A fate I don't deserve I'd be brave as a blizzard I'd be gentle as a lizard I'd be clever as a gizzard If the wizard is a wizard who will serve Then I'm sure to get a brain A heart A home The nerve