You can run way faster than me Score a hat trick in your sleep You can make the whole class laugh By making fun of my teeth You can buy the designer brands You can always understand Everything the teacher says You can be a better man But there is one thing you can't do You can't beat me at Mortal Kombat 2 You can hit a ball out of the park You can play the electric guitar Talk to a pretty girl Without completely falling apart You can make friends easily You can stay out later than me And ever since that awful day We both know you can make me bleed But there is one thing you can't do You can't beat me at Mortal Kombat 2 When you walked into the arcade My whole body began to shake It felt just like in all my dreams You walked up right next to me Oh my God, I could hardly breathe I kept my eyes on the screen Then you put a quarter in the machine (Fight!) And I showed you There's one thing you can't do You can't beat me at Mortal Kombat 2 You can't beat me at Mortal Kombat 2 No matter who the fuck you choose I will motherfuckin' finish you No matter who the fuck you choose I will motherfuckin' finish you (Fatality)