Run, run, run as fast as you can You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man Mirror, mirror, on the wall Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? I'm not the monster here, you are What are you doing in my swamp? Better out than in, I always say Gotta let me stay, please, please! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy! They judge me before they even know me They judge me before they even know me They judge me before they even know me This is the part where you run away Run, run, run, as fast as you can You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man There's a lot more to ogres than people think But you are beautiful! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories And in the mornin', I'm making waffles You're going the right way for a smacked bottom I'm a donkey on the edge! I'm a donkey on the edge! Wake up and smell the pheromones You didn't slay the dragon? (The dragon!) Can't we just settle this over a pint? Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! They judge me before they even know me They judge me before they even know me They judge me before they even know me This is the part where you run away Run, run, run, as fast as you can You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man There's a lot more to ogres than people think But you are beautiful! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories And in the mornin', I'm making waffles You're going the right way for a smacked bottom I'm a donkey on the edge! Run, run, run, as fast as you can You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man There's a lot more to ogres than people think But you are beautiful! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories And in the mornin', I'm making waffles You're going the right way for a smacked bottom I'm a donkey on the edge! I'm a donkey on the edge!