Have you heard the one about alfred a dangerous robot i'm told he's got lasers for eyes and a microchip brain and his skin is terribly cold (We've heard the one about alfred its strange, amazing, and true) but now that we heard about alfred we'd like to hear more about you I'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed) I'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed) A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess ( he's a rumor weed) (So what is a rumor) Starts as a story maybe it's true maybe not But once you repeat it it's hard to defeat it now look at the mess that you've got Alfred's a robot everyone knows the story is all over town Us rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow just like a big weed in the ground I'm a rumor weed ( he's a rumor weed) I'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed) A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess (he's a rumor weed) Don't start rumors no no Don't rumors Word can hurt they spread like a tumor so play it safe and don't start a rumor I'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed) I'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess A tiny little story is all i need (Better watch out for the rumor weed!)