Have you heard of jax? He is quite the scamp When it comes to mischief, mirth and violence he's the champ The circus is his home He has a lot of friends He goes on adventures And the fun it never ends Then he goes to school Caine has packed his lunch He has lots of carrots He's a rabbit Munch munch munch! Jax sits down in class Today it's a test He gets all the questions right Because jax is the best And then jax meets me Because I am there I look quite like him But I am red with spikey hair I become his friend He thinks I am smart We go home from school And also I have a treehouse We play Minecraft and Halo on Xbox And we order pizza And drinks lots of fizzy drinks Then we go to bed We're in the same bed I don't mind that much Because I trust jax, he's my friend I can feel his breath Why do I feel warm I feel something I don't think I've ever felt before The next day at school Me and Jax don't talk I don't even see him On the normal rote he walks I give him a wave His smile turns to a frown Suddenly my heart feels cold And dead, and sad, and brown After just a month Jax has moved away My treehouse still smells like him What happened on that day? Now I'm 42 I live with wife I don't really care for her I think I hate my life Now I work at Greg's I miss him every day Sometimes I pretend my wife is jax, I might be gay