Hey, hey friend You've got quite the funny brand Let me lend you a costly hand I'm your friendly garbage salesman Hey, hey kid I've got sales you can't ignore Subscribe to get a little more When you step inside my deals store Here's some fun facts I used to be the biggest guy in town Number one, all around salesman Signed a contract One phone call later had the sales hot All it bought, jackpot, a big shot But whеn your life has gone down the drain And you feel ashamеd My hyperlink remains blocked How, how can you be a big shot like me Just find me the key, one-time-only deal And speaking of you, it's your big debut That heart looks brand new, let's put it to use Now let's blow your mind This contract was signed The print's pretty fine That heart will be mine Now you must agree to what I foresee It's my guarantee, in heaven I'm free So turn up the dial up, flip up the screen You shouldn't believe what you see on TV This funky little worm will be the death of me So make yourself a deal and don't forget your warranty Here's an easy game for your friends to play Why not come on back into the alleyway Interest in business so you've got to say You'd throw your whole life away You want it, you need it You have it, you've seen it Just sign here, don't read it It's just some boring terms of service Finally, we got this show on the road Hop inside my new Cungadero Ride around, to the basement we'll go Kris you know, I couldn't do this alone Wow, I'm feeling good, aren't you feeling great? Heaven's here to watch you as your friends disintegrate Nothing's left to stop me as I take on this state Oh wait, Kris you little ingrate How, how can you be a big shot like me You found me the key, Kris we had a deal It's long overdue, that sweet revenue You know what to do, this call is for you I'll throw you a bone and all that I own I'll cut you a loan, just hang up the phone How could you say no, it's all that you owe We're friends don't you know, to heaven we'll go So turn up the dial up, flip up the screen You shouldn't believe what you see on TV This funky little worm will be the death of me So make yourself a deal and don't forget your warranty Turn up the dial up, flip up the screen We don't need the easels or the CRTs This funky little worm was the death of me Just cut the final strings and I will finally be free