We proudly welcome Tony Orlando The state fair marquee reads Inside 1000 people with yellow ribbons sing and clap on 1 and 3 Watch him burn He's dropping to his knees Watch him burn A medley: hits from Grease Watch him burn He never fails to please Meanwhile in Taho outside Casa Tony Wetting rags in gasoline A jealous Frankie Valli says "Dawn, I want you back" Lights a match and counts to 3 Watch it burn Reluctantly he leaves Watch it burn Acrid smoke making him wheeze Watch it burn Humming "Sherry," splits the scene Watch it burn reluctantly he leaves Watch it burn Acrid smoke making him wheeze Watch it burn ??? splits the scene We're sorry to inform you Tony Orlando has been postponed