Rhy. Fig. 1 Rhy. Fig. 2 E|------0-------------------| e|------0-------------------| B|------0--1/3----3\1-0-0---| B|------2--1/3----3\1-0-0---| G|------1--2/4~~~-4\2-0-0---| G|---2--2--2/4~~~-4\2-0-0---| D|---2--2-------------------| D|---2----------------------| A|---2----------------------| E|---0----------------------| E|---0----------------------| E|--------------------------| Rhy. Fig. 1 x4 (w/ rhy. fig. 1 x4) I hand you a card why don't I give you a ring They'd be a great band if that guy could sing (w/ rhy. fig. 2 x2) Dresses like your mother, dances like Dave Graney (w/ rhy. fig. 1 x2) And he'll do anything if you just promise to pay him CHORUS B I just started in her bedroom Now it's illegal thing E|---------------------------------| e|---3--3--3---| B|---8--8--8-----------------------| B|---2--2--2---| G|---6--6--6-----------------------| or G|---2--2--2---| D|---x--x--x-----------------------| D|---2--2--2---| A|---7--7--7-----------------------| A|---0--0--0---| E|---5--5--5-----------------------| E|-------------| Rhy. Fig. 1 x1 B (w/ rhy. fig. 1 x4) That old pair of shoes would always let you down No matter how good they looked the socks would always drown (w/ rhy. fig. 2 x2) Get sick of me if I get wild up there in my blocked half pipe (w/ rhy. fig. 1 x2) With you around hours don't pass, the minutes just die D PEAT CHORUS Rhy. Fig. 1 x1 B (w/ rhy. fig. 1 x4) Yeah I hand you that card why don't you give me a ring They'd be a great band if that guy could sing (w/ rhy. fig. 2 x2) Dressed like your mother, you never dance like Dave Graney (w/ rhy. fig. 1 x2) And he'll do anything if you just promise to pay him D PEAT CHORUS to finish ************************************ | / Slide up | \ Slide down | ~ Vibrato | x Dead note