I never cried once Not even at a funeral Counting to infinity, do the undoable I bite into vitamins, when they ain't even chewable Looking in the mirror like: Damn! You is beautiful! That's why when I walk in the strip club and all the strippers starts tipping me I got so many girls, they accusing me of polygamy I got grandmamas trying to hit me up all the damn time, asking me if I can send a nude through a land line Can't nobody get ahead of us I've done so many mothers Everyone calls me Oedipus I am very badass Ladies in line all waiting to smash Being badass since I was a kid Lost my virginity before my dad did! I am very badass Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I throw down with anyone on the street I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me That's why I flow like a butterfly sting like chlamydia They show me Thor's hammer and said I couldn't pick it up I said: " Nah ain't even gonna try man 'Cause that pathetic hammer ain't worthy enough for my hand! " Who's Strong enough to punch a polar bear in the jar? Who's Strong enough to drink peanut butter through a straw? Who's Strong enough to Chick-fil-A on a Sunday? I could probably whoop the whole country! Can't nobody ever come at me 'Cause if a zombie bites me It becomes one of me I am very badass Ladies in line all waiting to smash Being badass since I was a kid Lost my virginity before my dad did! I am very badass Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I throw down with anyone on the street I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me This is gangster shit 'Cause I'm a gangster dude I live a gangster life I eat gangster food I got gangster strength In my gangster veins And when I step on a Lego, huh, it feels pain! Switch it up! And I don't flinch when I eat up those ghost peppers like breath mints Can't go to a nunery cos they all end up pregnant Goku is bowing down to me cos I'm dominant Guess how many push-ups I can do? All of them! I am very badass Ladies in line all waiting to smash Being badass since I was a kid Lost my virginity before my dad did! I am very badass Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I throw down with anyone on the street And I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me!