I used to know a platypus named Perry My car broke down, I was stranded I took it to McDonald’s, got a kids meal SpongeBob parents was cookies I used all the toilet paper tryna be a mummy I jumped in the sewer 'cause I thought it was a lake I can’t tell time, is it 8? I went to the forest and got bit by a snake Jumped off a tree 'cause I am an ape I can’t find the batteries to my TV remote I joined a parade but it was a protest I take my shirt off and I ain’t have no chest I record all my songs from a ukelele I tried to be a crash test dummy 'Cause I heard they was paying good money Got stuck in the zoo hanging with a giraffe I just found out that they call donkeys ass Hung out in Fairy World with Cosmo and Wanda There’s 104 days of summer vacation Thanks to Phineas and Ferb, I know that information I put air in a water bottle and I stepped on it I squinted my eyes when the Sun got in and I couldn’t see I joined a rodeo against a bull And then I got hit in the leg I used to know a platypus named Perry (I used to know a platypus named Perry) My car broke down, I was stranded (my car broke down, I was stranded) I took it to McDonald’s, got a kids meal (I took it to McDonald’s, got a kids meal)