(ShyGuyMadeIt) I got a football head like Stewie Griffin I changed my name to Abraham Lincoln I used to be a flying squirrel back in ‘03 Sandy, she live in a tree Yesterday, I tried to eat my TV Until I figured out I eat notebooks My lunch ladies, they ain’t know how to cook My lunch lady had a mole on her face I got powers from jumping in toxic waste I eat cheese 'cause I am a mouse My next door neighbor strangle cats So I knew to keep my cats away from his house I tripped over my feet one time That’s because my feet was bigger than my body One time, somebody said I look like a gopher I just found out Lord Farquaad look like Michael Jackson I don’t know how to rap, this whole time I’ve been talking I ain’t got no car so you know I am walking Went back to the old days ‘til they tried to feed me to the dragon I don’t want no carrots, no, I'm not a rabbit I got a football head like Stewie Griffin I changed my name to Abraham Lincoln I used to be a flying squirrel back in ‘03 Sandy, she live in a tree Yesterday, I tried to eat my TV Until I figured out I eat notebooks My lunch ladies, they ain’t know how to cook My lunch lady had a mole on her face Jumped in the water tryna be Mermaid Man She say she like me 'cause I live in a can I think that’s better than living in your van I changed my name, my new name Lizard Man I went to Antarctica and got caught in a blizzard I got a big red dog, his name Clifford I tried to have a hype battle with Mr. Great Khali I tried to have a star-off with the Sun and I lost Somebody in the audience called me a pickle head I ain’t got no water bed, I got an air bed I ran in the forest naked like Tarzan Drove off a cliff and started flying like Superman I got a football head like Stewie Griffin I changed my name to Abraham Lincoln I used to be a flying squirrel back in ‘03 Sandy, she live in a tree Yesterday, I tried to eat my TV Until I figured out I eat notebooks My lunch ladies, they ain’t know how to cook My lunch lady had a mole on her face Jumped in the water tryna be Mermaid Man She say she love me 'cause my house is a can I think that’s better than living in your van Changed my name, now my name Lizard Man Went to Antarctica and got caught in a blizzard I got a dog, he red, his name is Clifford I got a football head like Stewie Griffin I changed my name to Abraham Lincoln