I bought me one of those one-way tickets Landed in the sand Salty rim and a blue umbrella She came struttin' up all tall and tan Straight out of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition Might as well a had nothin' on Woke up a week later in a hard condition My money and my honey and my heart was gone Now I don't give a flip--flop If I ever see that beach again She tore me apart walked barefoot on my heart Left me layin' there in the sand I'll find another place with waves and shade And a girl that knows how to treat a man But I don't give a flip--flop If I ever see that beach again I don't know where that girl got off to And it ain't no use to ask I'm just glad I didn't get her name Tattooed across my back Now I don't give a flip--flop If I ever see that beach again She tore me apart walked barefoot on my heart Left me layin' there in the sand I'll find another place with waves and shade And a girl that knows how to treat a man But I don't give a flip--flop If I ever see that beach again Yeah I really hate her for the minute But if I saw her again I’d be right back in it But for now I don't give a flip--flop If I ever see that beach again She tore me apart walked barefoot on my heart Left me layin' there in the sand I'll find another place with waves and shade And a girl that knows how to treat a man But I don't give a flip--flop If I ever see that beach again Yeah I don't give a flip--flop