Hi there, you're the latest jester Added to our beta testers Wipe that silly frown away Cause there's no need to be depressed here Floating eyes and smiling teeth Ringmaster of insanity Please don't rag at the fact that this place hijacks your humanity This new home feels like a prison Even though he says it isn't I don't know what to believe in Gonna make me crazy Why is this happening? And what am I doing here? And how am I ever gonna get out of this fucking place? Wait, what the hell was that? I can't take this anymore My God, this whole wacky world just makes me wanna fucking scream Come with me there's lots to teach ya The gang'll just love to meet ya Let's go on some goofy aah adventures I made just for you so Eat this goop, it's green and slimy Look at that, we're teeny tiny Let's surf pipes of different types Inside a desktop from the ninety's When our purpose starts to fade We'll feel our minds decay Our memories become so distant Soon we all will be erased Abstracted and displaced Can't comprehend our own existence Stranded for eternity Stuck eating food that's 3D We can't be trapped here can we? Sorry to burst your bubble but you will be Why is this happening? And what am I doing here? And how am I ever gonna get out of this fucking place? Wait, what the hell was that? I can't take this anymore My God, this whole wacky world just makes me wanna fucking scream The new member of the band (can't escape don't even try) Pawn in someone else's hand (just loop up omnipresent eyes) Feel like Alice here (are stalking you and taunting you) In this forsaken wonderland (to watch as you decay and die so) Please, tell me it's just a dream (don't deceive, or run, or flee) That it's not all that it seems (just listen to the king or he) This whole wacky world just makes me want to fucking scream (will cast you to the zoo below with those like you who try to leave)