Out in the audience we saw Vince Van Patton But he didn't come back stage had to study his Latin Gettin cigarettes the clerk said we were liars Buddy we saw Agnes Moorehead and a blink expires Oh yeah.. Carol said hey do you guys want to help save the whales We said well sure Carol how much are you gonna pay us We had to sign the papers and then we drove away We better leave the porch light on just in case When we got back the TV was on fire And we hoped all the comotion would attract a buyer And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed Down home Assumption Rae girl She was sittin' on a folding chair and eatin' a package of Necco wafers But I can help to pose a question to you Do you think I look like Mitchell Frew And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed If Jesus came today He'd probably wear polyester or ranger flights, anyway All the people who care about such stuff Well they'd ignore him and they'd be out of luck And they'd be thinkin' about all the fun that they'd miss